{"id":2081,"date":"2017-09-14T22:38:42","date_gmt":"2017-09-15T05:38:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/?p=2081"},"modified":"2017-09-14T22:38:42","modified_gmt":"2017-09-15T05:38:42","slug":"stress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/stress\/","title":{"rendered":"Stress?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to not stress out over next week&#8217;s medical procedure (colonoscopy) and the deadline for a job posting.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so distracted (and tired), that I left some change at the self check-out machine at Target. \u00a0Whoops.<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side, I got another porg, this one squeaks (or squawks) when you squeeze it.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2082\" src=\"http:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/squeakyporg01.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/squeakyporg01.jpg 720w, https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/squeakyporg01-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/>He looks so excited!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2083\" src=\"http:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/squeakyporg02.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/squeakyporg02.jpg 720w, https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/squeakyporg02-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/>I buckled him in on the ride home from Target<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to not stress out over next week&#8217;s medical procedure (colonoscopy) and the deadline for a job posting. I&#8217;m so distracted (and tired), that I left some change at the self check-out machine at Target. \u00a0Whoops. On the bright side, I got another porg, this one squeaks (or squawks) when you squeeze it. He &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/stress\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Stress?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[62,10],"tags":[270,269,242,9],"class_list":["post-2081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","category-media","tag-colonoscopy","tag-job","tag-porgs","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2081"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2084,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2081\/revisions\/2084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}