{"id":3157,"date":"2018-06-21T14:24:03","date_gmt":"2018-06-21T21:24:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/?p=3157"},"modified":"2018-06-21T14:24:03","modified_gmt":"2018-06-21T21:24:03","slug":"best-buy-encounter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/best-buy-encounter\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Buy Encounter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesday I stopped by Best Buy on the way home from my optometry appointment.\u00a0 As I made my way to the registers, browsing the movies on the way, a guy wearing an Xfinity lanyard stopped me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Xfinity Guy: Hi, do you have Xfinity at home?<br \/>\nMe (smirking): No, I don&#8217;t.<br \/>\nXG: Who do you use for internet?<br \/>\nMe: Sonic.<br \/>\nXG: Hmmm&#8230; how much do you pay per month?\u00a0 Over $50?<br \/>\nMe: Sorry, I just cancelled Xfinity at my house a couple of weeks ago, so I&#8217;m really not interested.<br \/>\nXG (now with a downtrodden look on his face): Oh.<\/p>\n<p>And then he walked away.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, dude.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I went home with a ream of printer paper and Sega Classics for the PS4.\u00a0 And a bottle of lemonade.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesday I stopped by Best Buy on the way home from my optometry appointment.\u00a0 As I made my way to the registers, browsing the movies on the way, a guy wearing an Xfinity lanyard stopped me&#8230; Xfinity Guy: Hi, do you have Xfinity at home? Me (smirking): No, I don&#8217;t. XG: Who do you use &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/best-buy-encounter\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Best Buy Encounter&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[43,44,14,10],"tags":[415,409,416],"class_list":["post-3157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-gadgets","category-gaming","category-media","tag-best-buy","tag-cord-cutting","tag-xfinity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3157"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3158,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157\/revisions\/3158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}