{"id":4144,"date":"2020-01-25T10:14:34","date_gmt":"2020-01-25T18:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/?p=4144"},"modified":"2020-01-25T10:14:34","modified_gmt":"2020-01-25T18:14:34","slug":"duh-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/duh-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Duh"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"i4c-draggable-container\" style=\"position: fixed; z-index: 1499; width: 0px; height: 0px;\">\n<div class=\"resolved\" style=\"all: initial;\" data-reactroot=\"\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Got up this morning, showered, dressed, came back downstairs, found my niece playing on her phone.<\/p>\n<p>me: Are you hungry?<br \/>\nChloe: No.<br \/>\nme: C&#8217;mon, you haven&#8217;t eaten since last night.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll be right back with something for breakfast.<br \/>\nChloe: Okay.<\/p>\n<p>I drive off to get pork buns.<\/p>\n<p>Except&#8230; it&#8217;s Chinese New Year.<\/p>\n<p>And all the Chinese restaurants are closed.<\/p>\n<p>Whoops.<\/p>\n<p>Next stop, Dunkin&#8217; Donuts.<\/p>\n<div id=\"i4c-dialogs-container\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got up this morning, showered, dressed, came back downstairs, found my niece playing on her phone. me: Are you hungry? Chloe: No. me: C&#8217;mon, you haven&#8217;t eaten since last night.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll be right back with something for breakfast. Chloe: Okay. I drive off to get pork buns. Except&#8230; it&#8217;s Chinese New Year. And all the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/duh-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Duh&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[31,43],"tags":[513,326],"class_list":["post-4144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-food","tag-donuts","tag-niece"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4144"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4145,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4144\/revisions\/4145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/blogv4\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}