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Splats Gleamhelm stood before the gaping mouth of the cave<\/p>\n
The cave where the troll had been spotted the previous night by the anxious onlookers who now stood a good distance behind him.<\/p>\n
Go on then, Splats,\u00a0<\/em>he thought to himself,\u00a0what’s the worst that could happen, besides getting killed by a troll?<\/em><\/p>\n Upon entering the cave, Splats found it unusually well lit, for a cave that is.\u00a0 He didn’t need to light a torch or an oil lamp, it was lit as well as the morning was, just outside.<\/p>\n “Boo,” said a voice ahead of him.\u00a0 It was the troll.<\/p>\n Wasting no time, Splats took a defensive position as the troll strode toward him and proceeded to bite the young Mallard-kin.<\/p>\n “Ack!” Splats exclaimed excitedly, then realized that his armor had taken the brunt of the bite.\u00a0\u00a0The troll then gurgled and spit up a tooth and some foul liquid that barely missed Splats, but did piss him off a bit.<\/span><\/p>\n Splats then took a couple of swings with his broadsword at the monster, connecting both times and visibly causing the creature some harm.<\/span><\/p>\n Another couple of sword strikes by Splats, and the monster spit up again, this time the stench of the troll vomit causing Splats to waver a bit.\u00a0 The troll picked up Splats and hurled him across the cave, his armor once again saving him from serious harm.<\/p>\n Now Splat was really mad.\u00a0 He picked himself up from the ground where he landed, charged the visibly weakened creature while yelling a battle cry, swung for a killing blow…<\/p>\n … and missed, his sword clattering to the floor between himself and his opponent.<\/p>\n Shit, good thing no one saw that,\u00a0<\/em>he thought to himself.<\/p>\n Before he could pick up the sword, the monster clawed at him, troll nails scraping against his armor, which protected him once more.<\/p>\n Splats recovered his sword, slashed at the creature once, then twice, and the troll finally fell.<\/p>\n Breathing heavily, Splats proceeded to check the troll for any treasure that it had, but found nothing but a rusty nail, which did actually poke and hurt him and later required a tetanus shot from the local healer.<\/p>\n ***<\/p>\n And thus begins the epic tale with the Dragonbane RPG system.<\/p>\n Don’t touch that dial!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Splats Gleamhelm stood before the gaping mouth of the cave The cave where the troll had been spotted the previous night by the anxious onlookers who now stood a good distance behind him. Go on then, Splats,\u00a0he thought to himself,\u00a0what’s the worst that could happen, besides getting killed by a troll? Upon entering the cave, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[132],"tags":[106,149,41],"class_list":["post-1087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dragonbane","tag-fantasy","tag-solorpgs","tag-tabletop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/d6aar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/d6aar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/d6aar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/d6aar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/d6aar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1087"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/d6aar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1091,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/d6aar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1087\/revisions\/1091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/d6aar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/d6aar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saguisag.com\/d6aar\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"http:\/\/saguisag.com\/d6aar\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/splats02-1024x578.jpg\")
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