I decided to think of a quick prompt to kick off my solo Dungeons & Dragons campaign.

The Adventures of Roy Kent (fighter) and Raised by Minotaurs (barbarian)

As with all great adventures, this one starts in a tavern.

The Grumpy Tortoise

Roy and Rai (he hates that name, BTW) are having a meal.

Yeah, that’s all I got.

Don’t touch that dial!