Wednesday I stopped by Best Buy on the way home from my optometry appointment. As I made my way to the registers, browsing the movies on the way, a guy wearing an Xfinity lanyard stopped me…
Xfinity Guy: Hi, do you have Xfinity at home?
Me (smirking): No, I don’t.
XG: Who do you use for internet?
Me: Sonic.
XG: Hmmm… how much do you pay per month? Over $50?
Me: Sorry, I just cancelled Xfinity at my house a couple of weeks ago, so I’m really not interested.
XG (now with a downtrodden look on his face): Oh.
And then he walked away.
Sorry, dude.
Oh, and I went home with a ream of printer paper and Sega Classics for the PS4. And a bottle of lemonade.