The Spider in the Urinal

Monday at work.

I had to go to the bathroom, so I walked over to the men’s room on the 3rd floor.

I walked up to the urinal, unzipped, and started to do my business at the urinal.

I looked down, and saw that a spider was in the urinal, avoiding my pee, but when I stepped away, the spider got caught in the auto flush and disappeared under the splash guard.

Sorry for killing you, spider, I thought to myself.

After zipping up, I walked over to the sink to wash my hands, dried them, left the bathroom and went about my way.

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Later, my old man bladder had me up and going to the bathroom again.

I walked to the bathroom, went to the same urinal, unzipped and began to do my business again.

This time, however, I saw that I had actually hit the spider with my pee!  Oh no, I thought to myself.

The auto flush again took him under the splash guard, and I was sure that he was dead this time.

Again I zipped up, washed my hands, dried them, and walked out of the bathroom to continue my work day.

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Before leaving for the day I went to the bathroom for a third time, only this time I checked the urinal before doing my business.

Sure enough, the spider was still there.

I figured he had had enough, so I grabbed some paper towels, folded them over and poked at the spider with it, and it grabbed the towels!

I quickly brought him over to the trash bin and tossed the towels and the spider inside.

Be free little guy, I thought to myself, you’ve endured enough today!

I then relieved myself as I had earlier in the day.

I left work feeling good that I rescued a spider.

I hope he’s still out there, thriving.